hi, you're lovely.

okaymad:

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jailor:

THESE ARE MY FAVOURITE DOG PICS

telapathetic:

thatgaydude:

turn down for what

That’s not a dog its Albert Einstein

telapathetic:

thatgaydude:

turn down for what

That’s not a dog its Albert Einstein

clannyphantom:

call the police

clannyphantom:

call the police

buckbarrow:

do you ever have second-hand obsessions

like one of your friends is super obsessed with a thing so whenever you see something about it you’re like “YES THIS THING” but you’re not the one obsessed with it. they are. you know very little about this thing and yet it still excites you because it excites your friend

thebrotherswinchester:

you know what constantly blew my mind as a child

in movies when a character is looking straight into their reflection in a mirror

like

how does the camera not show up in the mirror

actually never mind about the whole “as a child” business i still haven’t figured this shit out

I guess
I disagree with you but ill let you have this one because I don’t feel like debating anymore with your simple ass (via monitormylife)

buttlid:

wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours

tupacabra:

it’s your money and i need it now

pixiehfairy:

☆

whorville:

Cannibals may seem nice but they’re just trying to butter you up

dulect:

I don’t need you, I have other people to talk to

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