marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you
me tryna flirt
Deflate when writing prose; inflate when writing essays for school.
Procrastinating on finding ways to add one page to my essay to get the page requirement! Thank you so much.
EVERYONE I FOLLOW ARE CUTIES AND EVERYONE WHO FOLLOWS ME ARE CUTIES WOW IF UR READING THIS UR A CUTIE WOWOWOW CUTIES
THE LAST ONE
dropped my scrabble game on the sidewalk
What’s the word on the street?
you know what the stupidest award is
why should you be rewarded for having a superior immune system and never catching a virus okay it’s not exactly my fault that I’m not perfect and I gotta work it
where is my award for not murdering anyone all four years of high school since we’re giving out pointless awards here
YOU KNOW WHAT I FUCKING HATE
WHEN YOU’RE IN THE SHOWER AND YOU BUMP THE CORNER OF ONE SHAMPOO BOTTLE AND IT KNOCKS EVERY SINGLE THING IN THE SHOWER OVER UNTIL YOU’RE DROWNING IN BOTTLES
WHAT THE FUCK
I walk this lonely road
The only road that I have ever known