hi, you're lovely.

kevinless:

for Lent, I’m giving up

55mph:

“why doesnt this have more notes??” idk probably bc its a shitty post

hauntumn:

I wanna do dirty stuff with u like farming

internetpriest:

it’s a metaphor don’t worry

internetpriest:

it’s a metaphor don’t worry

dangervvank:

"yes jump off the fucking platform you piece of shit we need more clients"

dangervvank:

"yes jump off the fucking platform you piece of shit we need more clients"

mysticaljew:

when you get insulted and you pretend like it doesn’t hurt:

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Me: *Gets Ice Cream*
Me: *Goes To Room
Me: *Forgets spoon in kitchen*
Me: *Cries*

Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
Cashier: Are you 18?
Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.
witchbat:

nerd

witchbat:

nerd

dexysmidnightruners:

listening to a cool new song like

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cuntgradulation:

oomshi:

do me for the vine

i aint gon do you

lindseybluth:

i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”